The joy of correcting papers

[spacealien_vamp]

My students are giving show-and-tell speeches as their first major presentation project of the year. Most of them do fairly well at writing the speeches, but occasionally there is one who produces a speech that is completely incomprehensible. If I can't see the Japanese original, I simply can't figure out what she is trying to say.

This gibberish is generally too painful to inflict on anyone else, but the one I got today was just precious. Try to figure this out: "mi Nichiwa Daks feces doh."

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